I have all these lovely friends that live in all these deliciously cold parts of the country, while I live where the weather man has 25 different ways to say it's going to be sunny and hot.
Today, I had 20 minutes to kill between errands and music lessons, so we went to the park.
My cold climate friends all got snow.
I got SUNBURN!
Yup. Complete with a tacky line.
This is me working on my bitter heart.